1 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:06,600 Some people say that Ireland's big dream is to somehow float itself 2 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,240 into the middle of the Atlantic, 3 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,600 so that people will stop confusing it with England. 4 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:12,440 Which is only partly true, 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,040 because Ireland's real dream is to someday win the World Cup. 6 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,840 And in 1990, we were almost there. 7 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:21,360 As in, for the first time we'd actually managed to qualify. 8 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:26,000 Ho, that was some game last night. 9 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,920 Amazing, 1-1 against the mighty Dutch. 10 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,480 Another triumph and draw. 11 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:33,320 Hey, you know what me and the Irish team have in common? 12 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:34,480 Where do I start? 13 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,240 We're both amazing at drawing. 14 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:41,000 Yeah, and word play. 15 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,360 Ah, yeah, this is what it's all about, buddy. 16 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:46,200 Passion, patriotic pride. 17 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,720 And, poorly constructed rhymes. 18 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:50,520 I thought you said it was all about beating the English. 19 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,600 Aye, I mean, it's mainly about beating the English, 20 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,960 but it's also about beating the Koreans, buddy. 21 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,000 - That's right. - And the bloody Egyptians. 22 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:00,520 Yeah, and those greasy Italians. - Yeah. 23 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,080 - Schillaci? - Crack us! 24 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,800 Shake us! 25 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:20,160 bumper to bumper 26 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,560 where's me jumper? 27 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,200 where's me jumper? 28 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,640 where's me jumper? Oh, no 29 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:33,960 Hi, Dad. 30 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,920 Say hello to the holiday mobile. 31 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,640 Borrowed it from Francie Feeley. 32 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,200 It smells like fish. 33 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:44,160 It's like we're at the seaside already, isn't it, pal? 34 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,280 In a Titanickind of way. 35 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,400 Funny thing is, I go quite well with some iceberg lettuce. Ha ha! 36 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:54,520 See ya, lads. 37 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,720 - Goal! - Oh! The lucky! 38 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:01,000 Knocked in by Tony Cascarino! 39 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:06,280 I could jump on that burly Irish bastard like a big sexy, bouncy castle. 40 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,400 Have you started packing yet, Deb? - We're still going? 41 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,320 - Of course we're still going. - What about the World Cup? 42 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,000 We're not cancelling our holiday for some foreign bloody sport. 43 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,680 - Some foreign bloody sport? - Blasphemy, that. 44 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:19,080 Liam, what you don't understand is, it's not just about football. 45 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,520 It's about this country finally coming into its own. 46 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,720 - Exactly! - Stepping out of England's shadow! 47 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,200 'Cause you know what? We don't need them. 48 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,440 We don't need anyone. 49 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,600 We don't need anyone. 50 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,200 Yeah, well, of course you got to be worried. 51 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,800 What we were after was a draw, and now we got to prove 52 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,760 everybody right that it was a good draw. 53 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,680 Yeah, but, apart from the specific English people 54 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,600 who do have Irish grannies. 55 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:41,160 Yes, exactly. It's a bunch of English lads kicking a ball around 56 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,560 in Irish jerseys. 57 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,360 It's not nationalism, it's flagism. 58 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,160 Listen to me, Mr Man. 59 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,920 If you had any sense, you'd be the one printing the flags 60 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,200 and the banners and the t-shirts. - That's right. 61 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,160 You need to board the good ship Charlton, Liam, 62 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:58,440 or you'll be left to rot here on your old island of old rotten shite. 63 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,360 - Are you drunk? - I'm a little bit drunk. 64 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,600 - Brilliant. - Give it a lash, Jack. 65 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:09,800 Seriously, Liam, I don't want to go to Donegal. 66 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,520 Would it be weird if I stayed here? 67 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,000 And I don't want to watch the World Cup on foreign soil. 68 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,640 I won't understand the commentary. 69 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,040 It's the same commentary and the same soil. 70 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:20,640 There's no soil like Boyle soil. 71 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:21,960 Look what you've done to Trisha. 72 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,160 Jesus, are you all right, pet? 73 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,800 Talking Heads have broken up. 74 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,880 Her favourite band. 75 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,960 You see? She's not upset about Donegal. 76 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,600 She's just upset because some stupid band broke up. 77 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:39,360 You are on a one-man mission to make this family miserable. 78 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,600 Look. We're going. It's holiday time. 79 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,520 And there are more important things in life than football. 80 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,040 Name one! 81 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,080 Family? 82 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:48,960 Oh, yeah. 83 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,160 The family needs this, Debs. 84 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,200 Oh, he's good. He is good. 85 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,000 It's been a tough year. 86 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:58,760 What with Fidelma getting pregnant, and Trisha failing her exams, 87 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:02,000 and Martin knocking down the wall, and Sinead... 88 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,440 Well, Sinead... 89 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:06,360 I've done a bunch of stuff you don't know about. 90 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:10,800 We need this break. We need to reconnect with the land of our fathers 91 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,440 and escape the hustle and bustle of Boyle. 92 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,400 Hustle and bustle? 93 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:20,040 That, right there, manic suburban cockerels crowing willy-nilly! 94 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,080 We need to get away from this racket! 95 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,320 We need a bit of Moone-time, Deb. 96 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,800 Yeah, I suppose. 97 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:32,040 Hey, lads. Let's haul this in the fish wagon! 98 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,440 Well, Moones plus one. 99 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,000 And you know Dessie's coming, too. 100 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,160 Maybe we should stay. 101 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,880 - Yeah. - Great. 102 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,800 Makes more sense when you think about it. 103 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,280 Come on, lads. 104 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,720 Oh, thank God. 105 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:54,920 I thought that was me. 106 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,240 Martin! 107 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,640 Aw, balls. 108 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,360 Why does Dessie have to come? 109 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,320 'Cause Dessie's part of the family now. Sort of. 110 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,040 And Fidelma wants us to spend more time with him. 111 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,880 So why's Padraic coming? It's not like he got one of us pregnant. 112 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,800 Ha! Not yet anyway. 113 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:22,920 You know it is Martin's turn to bring a friend. 114 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,200 Remember last time, Sinead brought the green giant. 115 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,480 Don't call her that! 116 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,360 It's not her fault she could only eat peas. 117 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,360 I can only eat peas. 118 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:41,320 Hi, dudes! Any room at the inn? - Hop in there, Desmo. 119 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,440 Give it a good lift there, love. - It's pretty heavy. 120 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,920 Come on, you're not that pregnant. 121 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,080 You're bringing your keyboard. 122 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,120 Well, I know how much you like music, Trisha, so I thought it might be fun... 123 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,160 Great! 124 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:01,120 Oh! We're across the border. So long Roscommon. 125 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,120 Keep an eye on your things, folks. 126 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,760 Time to take out my new holiday look. 127 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,600 It's inspired by Marty McFly in Back to the Future Part II. 128 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,080 But I'm Martin. 129 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,920 If anyone should be Marty McFly, it's me. 130 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,680 Tell it to last week, Martin. 131 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,680 Oh, please, only I can do that. 132 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,800 I love it, Padraic, and now all you need is a Doc Brown. 133 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:22,120 Don't worry, I've got that covered. 134 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:25,600 Who are you meant to be? 135 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,800 Oh, I'm Maradona. 136 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:29,720 But, um... 137 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,720 Martin got confused. 138 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Irish speakers make me feel weird. 139 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:44,520 I don't know what they're saying, 140 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,320 but I always think they're judging the rest of us. 141 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,680 So, are we stopping soon? 142 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:56,720 Or do we have a toilet bucket, or what's the craic, huh? 143 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:59,560 Oh, I can feel it coming. 144 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,160 Things are getting loose. 145 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,000 All right, come on, lads. 146 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Martin! 147 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:13,760 Oh, balls. 148 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:17,240 Not too shabby there, Desmo. 149 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:31,480 Forget to turn off the immersion, did ya? 150 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,360 I'm gonna turn it back on. 151 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,520 Here we are! Whoo! 152 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:47,560 I can't wait to explore this futuristic landscape. 153 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,760 I'll see if I can rustle up some plutonium for the journey home. 154 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:54,600 I suppose I'll just carry on with me work as a doctor, then, or something. 155 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:59,480 Wait, wait, wait. Why do I need a suitcase? 156 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,760 Careful with that precious cargo. - What? 157 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,760 Is that just soil? 158 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,160 No, sir. That is Boyle soil. 159 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:15,040 Ahh, my own private embassy. 160 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,120 Ah, yeah. 161 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:26,720 - Hasn't changed a bit. - Just as awful as I remember. 162 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,280 Come on, I'll show you where the bedrooms are. 163 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:29,520 Now you're talking. 164 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:36,160 You know, Trish, I think this break will really help you get over 165 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,600 Talking Heads breaking up. 166 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,600 Yeah, it's a great house to cry in. 167 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:44,160 Have they even cleaned this place since we were last here? 168 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,600 No, I don't think they have. 169 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:47,440 I can only eat peas. 170 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,160 I see this little shanty townhouse hasn't changed, then. 171 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:54,480 Okay, look, if you are wanting to walk back to Boyle, that is fine with me. 172 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:55,720 Okay, I'll see you at home, so. 173 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:00,560 Martin, how big is this bloody embassy? 174 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,080 Come on, we're leaving this dump. 175 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:03,480 Wait, you're running away from home? 176 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,160 I'm running away from holidays. 177 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,080 That's not a thing. 178 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:13,760 I just think that if Dad got to know him a bit better, that he'd like him. 179 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,760 I mean, you like him though, don't you? 180 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:16,960 He's one in a million. 181 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,280 Do you think I'm talking about Jack Charlton? 182 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:21,520 Big JC, leading us to the Promised Land. 183 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,840 Liking the sound of this chat, lads. 184 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,200 Mam! 185 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,360 Sorry, yeah. 186 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,960 Dad will come around. 187 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,160 As long as you promise one thing. - Oh, anything. 188 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,160 Don't impregnate his daughter. 189 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:35,920 Sorry, Debs. Never been a man for promises. Don't have the time. 190 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,840 Right. Family activity. 191 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:40,120 I'm going to the arcade. 192 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:41,440 Right, but the rest of us are going 193 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,240 to do something together, so help me God. 194 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,480 Is it a dork fancy dress competition? 195 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,520 Listen to this. 196 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:53,560 There's an ancient Celtic burial dolmen. 4,000 years old, it is. 197 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:57,720 I mean, what an insight into our nation's history that could be. 198 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:07,200 And the dolemn is within walking distance of Irish goalkeeper, 199 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,160 Packie Bonner's, house. 200 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,160 Ole! Let's go honour the Bonner. 201 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,240 Are we nearly there? 202 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,320 We've been walking for one minute, Sinead. 203 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,280 That's where we came from. 204 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:22,640 Oh. 205 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,120 Wait, where's Martin? 206 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,840 He must have gone to the arcade with Trisha. 207 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:30,840 You see? While we're up here, wherever he is, we know he's safe. 208 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,680 Yeah, not like in Boyle, with all those drive-by shootings. 209 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:40,800 You know what? Maybe we should cross the road and head back, buddy. 210 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,560 No, Sean. I just feel like an immigrant up here, you know? 211 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,480 Right, right. 212 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,280 With their mad language and funny ways. I'm loyal to my own town. 213 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:50,000 I miss the comforts of home. 214 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,560 You know that we're still in Ireland, right? 215 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,120 It's not Boyle. 216 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:55,920 - I mean, it's not far... - I admit it, I'm stuck in my ways. 217 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,440 Always have been. 218 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,240 You're a Boyleist. 219 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:01,160 If we have to put a name on it, then, yes, I'm a Boyleist, 220 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,600 and my heart yearns to return. 221 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,760 Which is why we should cross the road and head back. 222 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,560 Oh, yeah. This is the wrong way. - Exactly. 223 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,480 Hello. 224 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,640 Are you okay? You look sad. 225 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,600 I'm sorry, I don't speak Irish or... 226 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,560 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 227 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,600 Can I share your mourning rock? 228 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,560 Yeah, that's where I hurt, too. 229 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,640 - He's not home. - Well, yeah, he's probably in Italy 230 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:20,560 with the team, isn't he? 231 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,880 But it's weird how he has no goalposts or anything in his garden. 232 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,800 Yeah, but look at the indentations in the grass. 233 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,600 I bet you that's where he put the jumpers. 234 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,480 You know, for goalposts. 235 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,480 Good point 236 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,280 - Will we take a photo? - Of course. 237 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,320 We have dead grass at home. 238 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,200 - Cheap bloody guidebook. - What did he say? 239 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,480 You're not going to believe this, 240 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,640 but that's exactly where the jumpers were. 241 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,320 Oh, wow! 242 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,840 Football history. 243 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,200 - There you go. - Packie Bonner! 244 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,120 Holidays! 245 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,680 It's gonna get dark pretty soon, buddy. 246 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,840 I'm worried we're gonna miss the match. 247 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,560 I think we should head back. 248 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,080 Wait, look at that house over there. 249 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,360 - Do you see what I see? - That's how this works. 250 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,280 Those are the Roscommon colours! 251 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,400 Yes! Nobody else has those colours! 252 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,320 You getting on well? Dad's definitely warming to you. 253 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,520 Yeah. 254 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,400 I'm not sure I love the nickname he's given me, though. 255 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,160 Oh, I'm sure you misheard him, Dessie. 256 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,480 Maybe. 257 00:13:58,520 --> 00:13:59,880 It really is peaceful up here. 258 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,760 Yeah, it really is, life-wrecker. 259 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,720 I feel so connected to this land. 260 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:11,960 The history, the undiluted pride in the language. 261 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,160 This is Ireland. 262 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,960 No, I think it's Cameroon. 263 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,120 - Who are we playing anyway? - Romania. 264 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,440 Our sworn enemies. 265 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,440 - Since when? - Since now, Liam. 266 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,120 We can't watch the match on that. 267 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:27,440 We could build a bonfire and sing the old songs of our fathers. 268 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,760 Right, we're finding a pub. 269 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:36,960 Pa, pa, pa, pa, pri, pisty, pa, pa, pa. Knick, knock, and the big boy elbow. 270 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,160 Ah, the old Roscommon knock. 271 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,160 Opening doors and hearts for 3,000 years. 272 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:48,400 Oh, that's right, yellow and blue are also the colours of Romania. 273 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,720 Just minutes away from the biggest game in Irish history. 274 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,040 Bloody soccer, huh? 275 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,840 I just don't get it, life-wrecker. - Oh, me neither. 276 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,080 Bunch of rich fellas kicking around a pig's bladder. 277 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,880 - Pretending... - Pretending to be Irish. 278 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,280 - It's just flagism. - Exactly. 279 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:12,520 - I was just saying the same... - Sweet mercy. 280 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:13,960 Did they meet the Pope? 281 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,560 Come on, Ireland! 282 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,480 Now, Ireland's sworn enemy, Romania, take the field. 283 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:24,560 Mommy? 284 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,240 This is the biggest day of our lives. 285 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,800 Well, there you are, love. Good timing. We're just about to start. 286 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,480 A clock tower. 287 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,680 Now all we need is lightning. 288 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,800 And a car that can travel through time. 289 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,720 Oh... Yeah. 290 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,640 And now, a nation rises to its feet. 291 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,800 I wonder whose national anthem they're going to sing. 292 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,760 They're singing As Gaeilge. 293 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,920 I suppose we're the lucky ones to be born Irish. 294 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,240 Those lads choose to be. 295 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,400 That's a good point... 296 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,440 Dessie. 297 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,600 Thanks, Liam. 298 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,280 - Mr Moone. - Mr Moone. 299 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,640 You'll never beat the Irish! 300 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,240 You'll never beat the Irish! 301 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:19,920 You'll never beat the Irish! 302 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,640 You'll never beat the Irish! 303 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:23,680 Come on now! 304 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,560 And so the Moones joined all the families of Ireland 305 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,200 in cheering on their green giants. 306 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,520 Come on, ye green giants! 307 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,800 Aw, isn't this great! 308 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,960 I feel like something's missing, though. 309 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,760 Oh, you're right. More drink. 310 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,960 Romania on the attack now. 311 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,080 And hundreds of miles away in Genoa, 312 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:08,400 their green giants heard the roars across the seas. 313 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,840 They fought like heroes. Like 11 Cu Chulainns. 314 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,680 And with the hope of making a good country great, 315 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:18,080 they battled for 120 long minutes and... 316 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,200 Drew. 317 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,840 Yeah, they drew. They drew again. 318 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,440 It's Ireland nil, Romania nil. 319 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,520 - So what happens now? - Penalties. 320 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,240 I don't know if I can take it. I mean, this is famine-esque. 321 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,800 The coin toss has determined Romania will go first. 322 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,200 Shh! Shh! 323 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,760 - No! - Aww. 324 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:42,920 1-nil. 325 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,680 1-1! 326 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,480 Boo! 327 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,000 Cascarino! 328 00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:00,560 And now, it's Daniel Timofte vs Donegal's Packie Bonner. 329 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,160 We were at his house today! 330 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:03,920 That's right. 331 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,640 But now, it's all up to David O'Leary. 332 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,240 The nation holds its breath. 333 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,000 Oh, come on, Danny O'Leary! 334 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,360 Yay! 335 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,720 The impossible dream continues. 336 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,200 Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 337 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,440 Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 338 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,680 Ole! Losers! 339 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,360 So... 340 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,600 What's for dinner? 341 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,960 The very next morning, in a haze of euphoria, 342 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:09,040 Liam Moone commandeered the football bandwagon and rushed his family home 343 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:12,760 to share the joy of a World Cup quarter final in their own hometown. 344 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,080 Give it a lash, Jack 345 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,840 346 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,320 347 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,960 And even Trisha's musical misery mellowed 348 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,840 when her angel of the morning rock introduced her to the fragrant sounds of 349 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,120 some Rosie Stones. 350 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,880 351 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:30,920 352 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,160 Martin. 353 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,120 Will you grab the last of the bags from the van, Martin? 354 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,760 Ouch. 355 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,800 You didn't notice I was gone. 356 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,000 - From where? - Oh, my God. 357 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,040 - I ran away! - When? 358 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,680 - From holiday! - We've been on the journey of our lives! 359 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,520 I wasn't in the van. 360 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,280 We knew you weren't in the van. 361 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,920 At least we didn't have to look at that annoying baseball cap. 362 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,160 Oh, double ouch. 363 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,520 That was Padraic's annoying baseball cap. 364 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:27,800 Oh, balls. Padraic. Okay, back in the fish van, everyone. 365 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,640 I did it! I finally did it! 366 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,800 What did you do? 367 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,000 Set the road on fire! 368 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,400 Yes! 369 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,840 Come on, you boys in green! 370 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,240 Schillaci scores! 371 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:51,880 Toto Schillaci has undone Ireland's dreams and... 372 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,200 Schillaci. 373 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,240 Schillaci! 374 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,200 Let's wrap this up and here we go. 375 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,680 There's the full time whistle, it's all over here in Rome. 376 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,560 This remarkable journey has reached it's final port. 377 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,720 Who wants a fresh new Irish headband? 378 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,240 No one does, Dad. It's done. 379 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,760 But we're a new Ireland now. 380 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,720 Free from the shackles of the old world order. 381 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,040 Shut up, Liam! You're upsetting everyone. 382 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:18,320 Ports of sadness, for ships of defeat. 383 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,040 The boat in a harbour of tears. 384 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,800 Do you need a hand burning those, Dad? 385 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,120 The good ship, Jack Charlton, sailed into Dublin as though they had 386 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:33,960 won the World Cup, tired, punch-drunk, drink-drunk. 387 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,320 The first national heroes of the new Ireland. 388 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:40,720 We prepared properly. We had a little bit of a sun. 389 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:44,520 We ate well. 390 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,680 And we drank very little. 391 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,280 We're gonna change that tonight. 392 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,080 And as proved by Tony Cascarino himself, 393 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,800 if you've got enough Irish spirit, 394 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,640 you don't even need an Irish granny!